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An Australian tradition where you drink an alcoholic beverage out of a shoe.
Friend: oi mate come watch me do a shoey.
Friend 2: Ah Fuck yeah lad
by mystikalmayhem July 23, 2018
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A strange characer of infalliable knowledge. A beacon of hope for the teachers and governing staff of his school. Not to be confused with the german Michael Schumacker of the same name. ORIGINAL PRANKSTER. Often found hacking into government servers, has synthesised an antidote to the FBI's feared 'hacker to sleep' injection.
Youve bin shoey'd!!
That was a shoey like stunt
Dont feed animals gas,your not shoey!
Your the next urban terrorist/shoey
by William Gates February 03, 2005
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The art of pouring ones beer into ones shoe, preferably a classic Brogue to give it that sweet bitterness, and absolutely just send it down ya boiiiii. Most commonly seen on Twitch streams of Ron plays games and Skiddler.

The shoey is classically done on your knees.
Ronno: Oi Skiddy cunt wanna drop a quick shoey for the bois?
Ronno: Yeeee the boyyyssss
by Tom Claws January 01, 2018
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an old man who lives with his mother and no other human being may enter the house. Possible consequences are wood down the throat, various children lobbed in your direction or being chased by his very prized posession, his legendary wooden bicycle. Is also known to be the fastest man....ever. Shoey never grows old.
person 1: i won the lottery and my mum stole it from me and only gave me 20p!

person2: your such a shoey!
by hiya. April 03, 2009
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Adjective. It's a term for texture or/and food. It's like chewy, but also kinda slippery. The word is inspired by doggos, that eat shoes, which are also leatherly slippery and quite chewy.

It can also mean that you're being noisy and annoying, like the sound slippery surfaces make.
This cheese is so shoey, where did you get it?
Stop being such a shoey person, ain't you a grown-up adult?
by Ninja Has Ligma February 06, 2019
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