Shoever

A anciant ritual in which you throw your old shoes out the window, so that the Shoe Reeper may take them to his plane in which he has mystical-undead-vietnamese-skeleton-children can take apart the shoes, and sew them back together with mystical-undead-vietnamese-skeleton-string and sell them back at discount prices, so the Reeper can raise enough money to get himself a (hard) ticket to Hawaii.

"Mom, before I take a bath, I have do shoever."

by 19BDC90 January 14, 2010

shoeberry

a rock or lint that is sitting in someones shoe.

ow,somthing is poking my foot it must be a shoeberry.

by lauren russo October 8, 2003

shoestrip

n. Loss or folding of the bottom or part of the bottom of a shoe due to repeated sharp turns. Excessively common in Nike(tm), but can show up in other brands as well.

All this basketball is giving my shoes !@#$#!ing shoestrip!

Shoestrip sucks, if this gets any worse I'm going to fall.

Don't buy shoes known for shoestrip

by Phil aka "The Thrill" aka "PDiddy" August 5, 2003

shoeneral

A funeral for your favorite shoes that you have worn until you can’t repair and have to throw them away.

It’s with great sadness, there will be a shoeneral for my beloved Jimmy Choo heels Tuesday at 4pm.

by Leemcdee August 2, 2019

shoewer

A shower where you are wearing shoes.

Some people may think you should never take a shoewer, but they have not seen college bathrooms.

by Garden'sSerpent July 17, 2023

Shoemerang

A shoe thrown in a manner similar to that of a boomerang.

The dog wouldn't stop barking until I thumped her head with a shoemerang. BAM!

by Floydlovr June 5, 2015

Shouser

A cross between shorts and trousers. The length of these pants is past the knees, but above the ankles. These can be worn by men, women and children, and can be derived from any sort of material.

Andrew went to the beach wearing shousers

by Mistergranturismo November 24, 2016