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shnart

worse than the sneeze fart combo.. this one usually occurs the day after a hot indian curry and a few too many pints. Often occurring in an office cubicle with the air-conditioning on full, right before lunch. The unsuspecting culprit sneezes followed by a shart.... a shnart

*results in quick jaunt to the john for inspection*
*followed by flying commando for the rest of the day*
John: Bless you Ted.

Ted: ?

BRB.........

Barbara: I think Ted shnarted that lousy prick
by sarahr2727 November 15, 2013
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shnart

A fine gift of god, when you sneeze and it causes you to unleash the rectal gates of hell.
jimmy: help i shnarted

teacher: what
by Killin’ Like Aids August 31, 2021
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Shnart

To shit,sneeze and fart all in one action
Oh shit i shnarted my underwear can u lick my ass
by Molywhomp December 4, 2017
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