shnart

A fine gift of god, when you sneeze and it causes you to unleash the rectal gates of hell.

jimmy: help i shnarted

teacher: what

by Killin’ Like Aids August 31, 2021

Shnarts

A word to say when you realize a mistake

Shnarts! I forgot my keys

by FoodstamptheTruck June 16, 2017

shnart

worse than the sneeze fart combo.. this one usually occurs the day after a hot indian curry and a few too many pints. Often occurring in an office cubicle with the air-conditioning on full, right before lunch. The unsuspecting culprit sneezes followed by a shart.... a shnart

*results in quick jaunt to the john for inspection*
*followed by flying commando for the rest of the day*

John: Bless you Ted.

Ted: ?

BRB.........

Barbara: I think Ted shnarted that lousy prick

by sarahr2727 November 15, 2013