Jake: Hey Sam can you get me the control by your feet?
Sam: What? *walks away*
Jake: Seriously? You just pulled The Smango on me? B*tch
Sam: What? *walks away*
Jake: Seriously? You just pulled The Smango on me? B*tch
by MarcusJames September 12, 2011
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the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
by roooney April 23, 2006
Get the shmangled mug.An elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. They are unbelievably classy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. They jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.
SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...
Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.
SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.
Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?
SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*
Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.
SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.
Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?
SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*
by viridescentadolescent March 26, 2011
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by BahDorty July 3, 2005
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Get the coco-shango mug.nang shmang day is an offical holiday in which citizens of New Zealand participate in “vaping” and inhaling “carbon dioxide” through the use of cream chargers and balloons. This day represents national kiwi culture within New Zealand. Nang shmang day is usually parttaken within youth. The 7th of of december “Nang Shmang day” was founded by Honey Hailstone , Ella Robson, and Paris Schlooz as a way to cope with delayed crate day.
Hey mate you got plans for nang shmang day ?
what’s nang shmang day ?
oh wouldn’t you like to know xx
what’s nang shmang day ?
oh wouldn’t you like to know xx
by nangshmang December 6, 2021
Get the nang shmang day mug.A "shit head" that over a period of time gets progressively less intelligent to such a degree that the only conceivable explanation for their compounding ignorance is that there are, in fact maggots inside their skull slowly eating away at the fecal matter that their brain is constructed of. In short: Shit head + Maggots= Shmaggot. Alternatively Shmaggot is also the name of the head maggots themselves.
by Jon Klein January 28, 2006
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