SHMACK

A person at Pali that has the shmacks like a suroin or a juul to keep it low key ya feel me?

1ST guy at pali:You got the shmacks
2nd guy:yeah bro want a shmack.

by Pali shmacker low key June 11, 2018

shmageg

insult that can fit in any situation. call a lazy, stupid, or incompetent person

Get off my mom you shmageg.

by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003

shmece

1. a little bit of something
man, gimmie a shmece of yer sangwich.

2. ketamine
got any shmece?

hurtin for a shmece of vagina

by raptor rob May 30, 2006

shmacked

to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."

"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."

by General Chow Mein May 12, 2012

shmakes

You call it someone when they are stupid/does not know something.

Wow what a shmakes.

by Shmakeladeti June 12, 2019

Shmice

The beautiful, yet rare coagulation of shit, mud and ice.

Usually found in cold, British winters.

1. "Hey dude, is that shit on your shoe?", "NO IT'S SHMICE TSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

2. "Hey man, did you see how bad England were at penalties?"

"Yeah, they were as good as Shmice".

3. "Spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit shit shit shit shit."

by SkillzPayBillz July 10, 2012

Shmake

Shmuck and snake mixed together, dickhead snitch

P1: You Know that guy will
P2: He is such a shmake

by weed nose 123 November 5, 2019