Slanched

Slanched is to show that you are sitting in a manner that is not polite and is to show you're not sitting up but rather in a position to show that you're in a bad mood

"I was slanched against the tree while I watched my friends gather supplies to make the fort"

by GreeneggsandSam5 December 9, 2018

Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

Shlonged

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014

Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015

Scoonched

. something looks weird or dis-proportioned

. Someone who looks a hot mess

. a blob of fat sticking out that looks unattractive

that girl needs to stop wearing that tight dress because her stomach is scoonched

That dude swear he look good but his face is scoonched

Why she looking a hot mess. she's scoonched

by Missy718 August 16, 2011

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

by LairBear June 13, 2015

sploncher

A descriptive word with negative cannontations

That person is a real sploncher.
Don't act like a sploncher!

by godschild2 November 10, 2015