shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

by jeru411 October 12, 2005

Shlakapla

Anything you really want it to mean as long as it’s in a negative demeanor

Look at that shlakapla over there, he needs to be humbled.

by waffledispenser August 17, 2022

shloads

An abbreviation of the phrase "shit loads".

I've got shloads of laundry to do this weekend.

by ravingloon September 1, 2005

shlok

a person who is simply awesome.. knows everything and specially knows how to defeat nimish :D

nimish is opposite of shlok

by bugssss January 27, 2014

shlock

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

shloka

A person who is incredibly smart but nobody knows it. Someone who is hilarious. Someone who stands out and is unbelievably unpredictable.

Kevin Hart: OMG ur hilar
NATE: really? you think so?
Kevin Hart: Totally like almost as funny as SHLOKA
NATE: NO WAY! thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

by maia mitchell April 7, 2017

Shleakle

An overly large Libuim minus. More commonly referred to as the "flaps" of the vagina.

"Yeah man, I was trynna smash but she got that shleakle."

"I was going down on her and I slurped up that shleakle."

"Her shleakle was huge man - it felt like I was eating a soggy pastrami sandwich."

by Arab Jenkins July 19, 2017