slizzed

to be intoxicated

Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!

by Jenn March 18, 2004

shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009

shnizzzellss

when you want to say a word but your're in church

reverend: god is coming back to earth You; drops something You: awwwww ShNIZZZELLSS

by THE YEET GOD November 3, 2018

Shnizzed

high as a mother fucker

im shnizzed bubba

by Mr. Dribbel July 25, 2020

Slizzed

The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average

by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021

fo-shizzledizzlemizzlofozzledoozle

Horny nigger have sex with a dog named Wade Fulp on Newgrounds.com

fo-shizzledizzlemizzlofozzledoozle homia g

by kiluyr July 16, 2008

slizzed

When one gets more drunk than anyone. The drunkest one has ever been. Getting Slizzed can only end up good. If one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.

Oh shit, that dude is slizzed beyond repair!!!

Im getting hella slizzed tonight!

did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?

by slizza May 13, 2009