Spizzing

When you take so much speed that when you check your pants you realize you've slowly been jizzing in them.

Chuck: Hey, Rob, what's with that huge stain on your groin?
Robert: I snorted so many amphetamines I've been spizzing all day!
Rob: What is this 'spizzing' you speak of?
Chuck: Discharging in my pants abundantly, of course.

by YEEUHBOY March 20, 2010

Fo Shizzling

Stemming from "Fo Shizzle" its the act of agreeing with someone without really paying attention to them. Similar to bullshitting.

Bro 1: Hey man whatcha been up to?

Bro 2: Nothin bra just been fo shizzling with my co-workers all day so they think I'm contributing to their lame attempts at office ghetto humor.

Bro 1:Wow, your DA MAN homie!

Bro 2: fo shizzle!

by Bdun26 May 18, 2009

Shmizzing

Pretending to cum in your pants to get out of trouble from doing a bad deed

"Hey WTF man!? Why didnt you tell me you were going out with my ex girlfriend?"

"Oh man im sorry i just cummed in my pants for no sexual reason looks like i cant get my ass beaten by you"

(mumbles) "I dont need to put up with his Shmizzing

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

shizzang

What you say when your Mom drops in to help you clean your dorm room

Shizzang Momma. Thanks for making my dorm room so fresh and so clean clean.

by myfeetstink March 29, 2015

shizzling

The act of shivering and whistling through your nose at the same time

1- Can't you see he's shizzling?
2- His nose must be plugged up
1- Yeah and it's so cold

by PinWing October 8, 2008

shizzingdizzle

Can be used to express emotion

Can be used to show that something is fantabulous

Often replaces common swearwords

what the shizzingdizzle just happened?

OH MY SHIZZINGDIZZLE I WON!!!

by Horatio Christian January 28, 2018

Shozzing

The act of masturbating in the shower

Dude you better not go in there,
Why not?
Somebody was shozzing all over the place

by au natural wordsmith October 21, 2009