Shitnesia

The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.

I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.

by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020

shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010

shitnest

a tech start up that manages to survive despite having a bad business idea and substandard executive leadership. First used by an unnamed recruiter to describe an unnamed company. Ultimately it is a place that you would not want to work!

Recruiter: "where are you working now"
Candidate: "XYZ Company"
Recruiter: "that place is a shitnest"

by llewdib October 14, 2011

Shitness

A Cleveland Cavaliers fan who used to be a fan of Lebron James. Formerly referred to as 'Witness'.

We were all shitnesses to Lebron James' betrayal.

by jbisdaman July 10, 2010

shitsnem

When you merch on a shit you took in the past.

Stop grippin the wood so hard, on shitsnem grave

by Big shits October 15, 2022

shitness

when something is really really cool

Oh shitness!

by joannabarry October 25, 2008

Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by Benncm April 20, 2011