Simelfie

Simultaneous selfie. Taking a picture of someone who is taking a picture of you at the exact same time.

We took a simelfie at the restaurant just now.

by iSizzlechest June 13, 2014

shitelicious

adj. From the slang shite. To be so shitey as to be remarkable or awe inspiring.

Well today was shitelicious - I was hit by a bus on the way into work.

by yv July 8, 2004

shelfie

a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink

My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.

by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

shelfield

Shelfield is a small town on walsall where pretty much everyone is a fucking cunt wearing adidas.Most of the girls in this town are fucking broke goes that lose there virginity in there primary schools. All of the boys are fucking twats with a retarded hair cut that think there here. Most people that live here live in a shit neighbourhood. Every parson 12+ Probabely smells like tobacco or weed.

" Bruh don't go to shelfield everyones a twat that bites there lip on musically and uses every filter on snapchat "

by WeedSmokingHoe April 10, 2017

Shelfie

A photo taken to show off what is on someones shelf, usually to show off figures/statues or collectible memorabilia.

"Here's a Shelfie, check out my 1/6th scale Iron Man figures"

by PrimeGuy January 18, 2014

Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.

Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom

by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

stelfie

A picture that includes yourself (see selfie) and at least one other person, usually in the background, who is completely unaware that their picture was taken.

Short for "stealthy selfie" and usually performed between friends as a good natured prank, stelfies are considered a whimsical and fun pastime.

There are those who take pictures of other people and post them in public places without their permission but mainstream stelfie enthusiasts do not support this practice.

I caught George picking his nose when I took this stelfie at the concert last night.

by the gypsiest morgan ever September 17, 2014