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Shitcoin is an innovative new kind of money and store of value with the vision of one day helping those who are battling against a shitty time in life with incredible gains.
Shitcoin69 pumps every time Elon takes a shit.
by Shit-toshi November 13, 2021
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Shitcoiner

A person suffering from a mental disorder which makes them believe any "cryptocurrency" other than bitcoin is actually a useful contribution to humanity (and not a complete scam). Although often indistinguishable in behavior, there is not a complete overlap between shitcoiners, pump-and-dump scammers, and ignorant herd-mentality technobabble worshippers, however most experts estimate a direct link in 99.9% of cases.
"Don't mind Vitalik over there, even he's confused, after all he's just a shitcoiner."
"Can you believe Angelo actually bought some stupid internet token with a dog on it?! what a shitcoiner!!!"

"Wow, I can't believe Satoshi Nakamoto had such a deep understanding of the past decades of research in computer science, cryptography, money, personal liberty and so much more in order to develop and offer the world such an amazing tool like bitcoin... A shitcoiner would've thrown a few lines of javascript together with a big marketing campaign of influencers paid through a 70% premine and called it a day"
by ElizabethHomes.eth August 15, 2021
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shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.
Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.
by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008
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shitcording

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.
I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.
by RectalThermom July 23, 2017
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Shitborn

A child that was concieved by anal sex.
What’s wrong with that baby? Oh him he was premature and shitborn.
by TacoTruck 69 February 10, 2019
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Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.
Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!
by Gabby k March 9, 2015
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shitporn

n. Video or images consisting of shocking or disgusting scenes of pornography involving shit.
2Girls1Cup is definitely shitporn.
by lead_poisoning717 October 6, 2009
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