Shnarder

A large poop taking 10 seconds maximum. The plop back gets all over your cheeks and is very refreshing. It is almost like diarrhea if there wasn’t the classic run back to the bathroom for another fat one

Words in comman:Shat, A Fat One, The Big Plop, The Cannonball Back on Your Cheeks

That was a massive Shnarder.My butt is still wet after that one!

by Urboyshamiquia November 9, 2019

Shitarded

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004

shizard

A shortened version of "shit wizard", see Shit Wizard

you are a total shizard.
A what?
You know, a shit wizard

by Johann Spengler June 26, 2008

shitard

some tard who enjoys eating shit or shit related products.

1. Mark is so brokeback he actually is the biggest shitard ever

by matt beliveau April 26, 2006

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

shitards

the plural form of a noun used to collectively describe people with a shitty personality

by: Gorana Kukobat, Serbia, 27 December, 2018

e.g. You`re being such a shitard

We`re about to attend a party full of shitards.

by Semiramida December 27, 2018

Shnard

Someone who is dearly loved even though she sometimes sleeps where she poops. Also known as a “poop schnard.”

Oh that Poop Shnard, she’s sleeping in the litter box again.

by Who wrote this July 21, 2021