schmullet

a jewish person's mullet. Not seen very often - sort of a rarity like the jabberwocky.

Wow! would ya take a gander at that schmullet the Rabbi's got!!!

by fauxvian November 7, 2006

shampullet

A shampoo-based bullet/ammunition used as defense when your spouse attacks you in the shower. Works best with a pump-style shampoo bottle.

Don't throw cold water on me or I will cap your ass with some shampullets.

by The Zunicorn February 21, 2011

shullet

Shullet=Shit Mullet

A Shullet occurs on the occasion that a parent gives their child a piggy back ride and whilst atop their parents shoulders the child unleashes their bowels or their diaper leaks resulting in a shit stain on the back their parents neck.

Business in the Front, Potty in the back.

I think that Dad needs to teach their kid to chew their food more because I can see pieces of corn in that Shullet.

by Ilikejellybeans January 14, 2016

Smullet

A Side-mullet, or Smullet for short, is a new and attractive woman's hairstyle that appeals to females of all ages and walks of life.

A Smullet is when one side of a woman's head of hair is cut short (like a lesbian), whilst the other side is left to grow long, unwashed and uncombed for weeks, possibly even months upon end. The resulting hairstyle is expressive, interesting, sexually arousing, and always a great conversation piece. Every girl without one should feel ashamed, and possession of a Smullet has been made law now in some Middle-Eastern and South-Scandinavian areas such as Poland, Baghdad and Australia.

"Hey, check Mindy's new Smullet."

"Wow, nice Smullet."

"Business at the side, party at the other side!"

"SMULLET"

"Her Smullet really gets me going.."

"the Oscar for best Smullet goes to..."

by Bob111111111111112lololroflmao February 18, 2009

smullet

a person who tends to smell badly frequently and fashions their hair in the style of a mullet

"SMULLET! Get some deo!"

by ashelyn September 21, 2007

shmullet

She mullet. When the top layer of a girl's hair is significantly longer than the bottom layer.

I went to get my hair cut and told the hair dresser I was trying to grow my hair out and she gave me a shmullet!!! Now I look like a hair band groupie.

by Vinnie248 November 11, 2009

She mullet

An alternative hair style that is used to fight back agents begets who don't know there place, if a beget will see a women wearing a she mullet they will be angry because they know in there little heads there being made fun off

"She looks amazing with there new she mullet,"

by Natalie k December 20, 2020