Swagtarded

Someone who has too much swag, pride, and/or arrogance. This person's swag is usually unearned and extremely annoying.

Someone who is full of swag; overly swagged out.

Billy just told me I have bad style and spit on my shoes. He always talks down to me. Damn, he's swagtarded!

by chillhardallday455 January 7, 2010

Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

startarded

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"

"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."

by angry mafia May 5, 2009

Shitarded

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004

shaytard marathon

A Shaytard marathon is the act of watching numerous hours and videos of the famous YouTube star, "ShayCarl" and his family which he refers to as the "Shaytards". He started making video logs every day in the year 2009 and he still continues today with over 2 million subscribers.

"Dude, why are you so tired?"

"I stayed up all night watching a Shaytard marathon."

by paigeywaigey :) November 10, 2013

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

Smartarded

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.

Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!

by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020