Feel-me-up-shirt

A shirt embellished with studs, beads, or other alluring pleasant-to-the-touch attribute that encourages people to want to feel-you-up when you wear it.

I think I'll wear my favorite "feel-me-up-shirt" to the reunion this weekend!

by Alli-gal February 9, 2009

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Souped Up Short Bus

2. Anything so rare that seeing it even once is noteworthy.

2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011

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Sharp it Up

To sniff Sharpies with intent of getting sedated

Hey Tom, wanna get Timmy and sharp it up?

by Sundance Kid January 26, 2007

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That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.

It's one of life's great disappointments.

Dammit Ivan, I was having a great wank last night, only to fucking cum up short! What a jip.

by joz8968 June 5, 2018

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Souped Up Short Bus

1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.

1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011

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