fap shaming

To belittle someone for masturbating excessively.

Me: I was watching some lit-ass porn last night and I fapped like 4 times to it.

Friend: You shouldn't masturate so much. It's not healthy.

Me: Stop fap shaming me you fat-ass piece of shit!

by Can't get drunk if your never April 17, 2018

Key Seasoning

Coke that's about to be used for a key bump

Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"

by Izzy.Boy October 27, 2022

shaboinga

A male penis, also known as a dick, a jimmy, a johnson, a weiner, a cock, a donkey, a dong, a monkey, and so on.

I like getting my shaboinga sucked.

by PIMP June 11, 2006

Shaboingery

Shaboing - Manipulation through jokes
Shaboinging - Act of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingery - Crime of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingee - Victim of shaboinging
Shaboinger - Assailant of shaboinging/person who commits shaboingery

the judge said, "You have been charged with the crime shaboingery."

by Snowy_Bee November 5, 2022

Wrong-shaming

Wrong shaming is when somebody shames you for being wrong.

She wouldn't go around body -shaming people or mocking people for being old so why is it okay to go after me because I'm wrong? She's wrong-shaming me!

by Hayase January 6, 2021

Seasoning

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

by NasteaN8 March 10, 2010

shamonica

A beautiful spirited person. Strong willed and loving. Will give never asking for much in return. Shamonica has the spirit of a warrior. Will honor good but will dabble in a bit of bad when bored. Never leave Shamonica because she will always be there for you if she doesn't feel mistreated. Shamonica brings good luck to those around her.

Every since I met this new friend, Shamonica, so many good things have happened.

by LoveInLight December 25, 2016