Snuffalouphagous

A wonderful sexual act, with the utmost degree of diffuculty.

The act is successfully performed when a woman is sitting in the toilet facing backwards and taking a shit while giving a man a grumpkin while the man is taking a shit in the tank (an upper decker).

Best performed on a public toilet, "friends" toilet, or at work.

The reverse technique with the woman recieving head on the tank from a man on the toilet is referred to as a cookie monster.

Dude A: How was your weekend?

Dude B: Great, I talked my wife into a Snuffalouphagous on Saturday. She wanted a Cookie Monster on Sunday but I said no way.

Dude A: Word

by bfunk_brian April 6, 2009

scruffly

Adjective- to have very unkept hair that grows in a haphazard fashion.

"My name is Jake Postema and I have a scruffly beard"

by Joke Pastema May 24, 2008

scruffle

The length of the hair on a man's face that lies somewhere between stubble and a light beard (scruff).

If you don't shave that scruffle, you'll have a grizzly adams soon!

by P'an Ku June 20, 2007

Scruffles

Facial hair on the chin, cheeks, or upper lip that has not been shaved. Gross. :P

Kimi: Oh no, Dom, you haven't shaved, look at all those scruffles.

by fallwithmeee March 1, 2009

Scruffles

A stuffed monkey that lives under your bed.

"Whats that noise coming from under your bed?"
"Oh, thats just Scruffles."

by MeJR. September 10, 2011

scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys

Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

scruffle

A squeeze, hug, and ruffling of fur.

(Over the phone), "Give your dog Spike a scruffle for me!"

by Gina October 22, 2004