scripture-thumper

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

by Qit February 26, 2004

scripper

stripper, exotic dancer

She's a scripper at night

by Frisco Kid July 2, 2006

Scriptruthophobia

The fear of biblical truths, violating your religious lies

I can’t reason with you on religious issues when you suffer from scriptruthophobia

by PWAuthor October 3, 2014

Scritter

Destroying one’s credibility by citing a convicted pedophile in support of an untenable hypothesis. (Verb)

You just scrittered your whole argument.

by StevenTNAFO October 30, 2023

Get Scripted

The inevitable. It was going to happen no matter what.

New Movement set for 2012.

Bro 1 - Dude I heard you got in a fight?!

Bro 2 - Yea kid was going to get scripted!

Bro 1 - Scripted? What does that mean?

Bro 2 - Means I was going to rock that dude no matter what. Kid got scripted.

by Deeeeeeeeezzz December 28, 2011

scriptures

"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).

by Antinous September 11, 2003

Scriptedest

Scriptedest means it pretends to be unscripted and spontaneous but in fact it is totally fake and staged.

1)
MTV's Moving In is the scriptedest reality show ever.

2)
Dude on MTV: I am an ultimate fighter and I have arachnophobia.

MTV Viewer: No kidding.

Dude on MTV wakes up in the middle of the night, screams "there's a bug in my pants!", runs away in a direct line from the camera and jumps into a garden swimming pool.

MTV Viewer: Fuck, this is the scriptedest show ever!

by humdeedum January 20, 2011