scunge

Slime or dirt that is both unidentifiable and nasty, and possibly likely to give birth to sentient life in the future.

"Urrgh man, what the hell is that scunge at the back of your fridge?"

by degarbie January 2, 2009

scrunge biscuit

A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags

What a scrunge biscuit, steeling our money

by mr.basic December 10, 2016

Scourgenator

Any wide body body vehicle,preferably a black Ford truck.On a narrow winding road that is infested with inconsiderate spandex wearing death seeking cyclists.

1. Get Back in the bike lane! Here comes the scourgenator!

2.Wow!!! There are too many cyclists riding 3 abreast Thank god! I am driving the scourgenator.

3. Scourgenator = Guardian angles of the marin county back roads. Go Curtis Sliwa!

by Pfc. Snowball October 18, 2008

Ultimate Scrounger

A marijuana user who will go to great lengths to gather any and all remnants of leaves, stems, seeds, etc... from all pieces of paraphernalia, bottles, cases, etc... to get high until his/her dealer calls them back, which always holds enormous uncertainties.

Kevin, the ultimate scrounger, accumulated enough scraps to fill a bowl for two, right after I had told him we were out.

by JimmyJohns09 November 15, 2009

Scrounger

Someone who doesnt smoke on a regular basis but they will steal, or scrounge, one of your cigarettes due to their 'social' or 'casual' smoking habits. You are normally liable to be scrounged from after these 'casual' smokers have had a beer or two.

Bob: Hey, You have a cigarette for me?
Bill: FUCK OFF! THESE ARE MINE YOU SCROUNGER!

by Sweet Lu July 11, 2006

sconge

a penis that is 15-85% erect

I have a sconge going. She is sconge-worthy.

by Deej April 10, 2003

scunger

a woman who smells around the minge and who likes to get her filthy chewing gum grey knickers and bra off for a quick shit fuck in a pub car park.
they usually wear baggy cheap market jumpers and ski pants and come from tadley in hampshire.

wot a fucking minger,shes a real scunger,i bet her cunt smells like a fish fryers cuff!!!

by i hate scungers June 4, 2004