Scorpion King Syndrome

Scorpion King Syndrome: A storytelling tool used in many big-budget motion pictures.

SKS (pronounced 'sucks') is when an action movie's premise supposedly revolves around a major antagonist, where in fact the villain is actually only mentioned for less than five minutes at the start of the movie, altogether forgotten, and then appears at the very end of the movie.

The villain in question typically has no identity of his/her own, only that of a 'force' to be dealt with by the hero of the movie. Typically this villain is quickly killed to great fanfare, yet little emotional context to the viewer.

"Did you see Transformers? I wish Megatron had been in it and had a real character more than he was. I think he was suffering from Scorpion King Syndrome."

See: The Mummy Returns

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008

lord viper scorpion

"Lord Viper Scorpion" was a character from Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" performed by Tom Johnson in several episodes in the 2000 to 2001 seasons. "Lord Viper Scorpion" was the anonymous self proclaimed Internet expert or hacker that appears onscreen with his face pixelated and altered voice.

A "Lord Viper Scorpion" is a person that hides behind a laughable veneer of pretentious, posturing aggressiveness and claims knowledge or power over others but is really ineffectual and is meek in person.

Don't worry about his threats, he's a "Lord Viper Scorpion".

by lord viper scorpion April 17, 2009

scorpion woman

sexy mind reading vixen. The wife of the zodiac

I can't find a good woman. You need to get you a scorpion woman

by alexis4 November 22, 2011

Scorpion Mains

Scorpion mains are mostly Russians with McBlyat wifi, that get into combat league and spam the death spin. They literally spent 5 days to master the combo that will lead to the crushing blow. They are proud that they win and will often ragequit if they lose their first round. They are by no means good players, but facing a Scorpion main is a challenge since their ping is at least 200ms.

Literally everyone: "Fuck scorpion mains"

by KompotLover February 2, 2020

Scorpion Gang

The Most Dangerous Social Media Gang on twitter & Biggest Devotees of Lord Shiva, with the universe's biggest Dons like Meer, Tiger, Sandeep, Hitler, Aakash, Charsi, Anand, Vivek, Sukrat & Kashi Baba, These are the most wanted personalities of Twitter. Most demanded & Funniest people someone can ever see in their entire life.

Scorpion Gang is a dangerous gang.

by CharsiLonda September 4, 2020

Reverse Cowgirl Scorpion

This is the champagne of sexual positions. The girl is in the same position as reverse cowgirl but is bent over backwards as if in an old MTV style wipeout... the scorpion.

The other night my girl hit me with that good reverse cowgirl scorpion. The perfect balance of sexual deviancy and sensual eye contact.

by Jumbodong1423 April 7, 2019

reverse scorpion

Sexual position similar to the scorpion or the wheelbarrow. In this poistion, with the downward facing female's legs pulled up (as in the wheelbarrow) the male turns about face (creating ass on ass contact) and fucks his girl in a backward fashion.
This move was popularized by the pro skateboarder and satellite radio host Jason Ellis.

Note: Confused? Many men contend that this position is impossible but that is only because their dicks are most likely too small to pull it off.

Caution: There is a serious risk of phallic injury while performing this act. Make sure your chick is able to balance herself well and allow no sudden jerky movements.

girl:"I got drunk last night and went home with Bernard. He did this thing that he called a reverse scorpion to me. I was truly disgusted but I'm going out with him again on Saturday night."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007