stogie joe

(sto gee jo), n., a suave young man who carries himself in a manner similar to that of a pimp, always equipped with a cigar in mouth

The group enjoyed the party thoroughly, but the real fun didn't start until Stogie Joe arrived, filling the room with a pungent sweetness of the cheap cigar.

by Paul June 20, 2004

Ass Stogie

A relatively slender, 5-7 inch long turd, brown in color.

Herschel: Hey dude, I will be right back.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
Herschel: I gotta hit the Head. I am about to pass an Ass Stogie.
Frances: Sweet! Snap it off clean.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

scodie

a grotty or un clean pre-loved item

scodie describes a dribble stained pillow or dirty childens comfort blanket

by duckshooting November 23, 2013

Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.

Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.

by General Macavelli July 9, 2018

scoogieboogie

The tiny, shuffling, barely off the ground steps old people use to maintain balance and minimize effort when they walk. Also used by women in long, narrow, tight skirts or dresses without a kick pleat or leg slit in them.

It's OK grandma just scoogieboogie your feet, we'll get there in plenty of time.

by whimzcal March 27, 2020

Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.

by The mad shatter September 8, 2018

scomie

These people are people who think they are hardcore gangsters yet they dress is exco, and pjs pants, sometimes cheap fake bling, they usually have the slang of a gangster, they think they are hardcore, and very tough, yet they are posers, dirrty, and probably grew up in an average neighbourhood, they try to fit in by dressing the part of a gangtser.

Scomies are custy, dirrty, gangster wannabes

by Amy August 31, 2008