Cherry Slumper

A society of men who declare to have sex with virgin girls, and virgin girls ONLY. Hence "cherry" you "slump". Once a man has sex with a non-virgin girl, he is removed from the society and can never return.

Guy 1: "Dawg I fucked this easy hoe"
Guy 2: "Guess you arent a cherry slumper because I fucked this fine ass virgin."

by udajew1212haha February 18, 2010

scumperty

Eating seasoned sausages off skewer, while pooping in a bucket for your dog to masturbate on. Then once your done you will feed it to your goldfish named Jeff who leaves it till it dissolves and turns into algae. After that your fish lays eggs in it and you name them; Shit, Shitty, Pretty Shit & Shite.

I scumpertied
Defined: Scumperty is eating sausages off a skewer

by Sharcarnie June 22, 2019

Schumper

A shirt that's stitched into a jumper.

Have you seen Dave? That cunts definitely wearing a schumper.

by Bank and bonk boabby May 5, 2021

Booth Slumpers

Assholes that have no consideration for others sitting in the booth behind them before aggressively slumping down into their own booth.

Holy crap! Did you see how high I just jumped when those booth slumpers sat down?!

by Swanee River November 13, 2012

Scrumper

A piercing on the flap of skin between your upper lip and gums. also known as a smiley

Duuddee your scrumper is sick!!
Thankss i just got i pierced this weekend!

by The ShannonTrombley Experience September 15, 2009

Scumper

A Scumbag who wants to take all your money or belongings.

That Scumper jabbed me for 1 million Rupiah at the currency exchange.

by Bali Cat July 5, 2012

Slumpernitches

Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.

"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."

by Madeline Bruns & Kevin Martin August 31, 2008