rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by dr. janus July 3, 2011

Schweizer

a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).

A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*

Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...

Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)

by hpsk April 27, 2010

Schweinehund

Schweinehund

1) an German insult, that is more popular in british movies than in Germany itself.

2) "blutiger Schweinehund" (bloody swinehound), even more popular in british movies.

3) "innerer Schweinehund" (your inner swinehound), means the enemy inside yourself that makes you passive.

John Cleese is a bloody Schweinehund.

by jepu July 6, 2005

amy schneider

boss a$$ b*tch who knows what's what

a.k.a. queen of jeopardy! who gets that money and makes bigoted fools quake in their wittle boots

person A: hey wanna grab dinner at that new ethiopian restaurant tonight at 7?

person B: you know what I'm sorry I've already got plans for that time

person A: no worries, maybe another time. see ya later

person B: *internally* in this house we support amy schneider

by epicharcboard January 27, 2022

Kurt Hugo Schneider

A cute, perfect, and talented man whose eyes is so cute like a puppy. His voice is so good and calming. He can play any music instrument, from guitar to harp. He rarely sing himself, he prefer to collaborate with other talented singer. He's a phenomenon on YouTube.

Friend: Have you watch Kurt Hugo Schneider's medley of Maroon 5 songs w/ Max and Victoria Justice?

Me: Yeah. But I like his cover of Plain White T' - Hey There Delilah more. his voice is so calming.

by friferarta June 18, 2014

Schweigefox

From the German "Schweige" meaning silence and the English "Fox". This term was created on a German reality TV show in a moment of extreme frustration. It accompanies a hand gesture (pointer finger and pinkie are ears, thumb and remaining fingers create the fox face), which can be thrust into someones face while exclaiming, "schweigefox!". Referred to in Judge John Hodgman Episode 175: Failure to Appear

This is used to interrupt someone who will not stop talking. So the example is merely, "Schweigefox!"

by *stand September 12, 2014

Lauren Schweikert

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.

I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.

by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020