Schritzen 

Word used to describe any other noun when the correct one cannot be found.
A general term for every possible item..

An expression of excitement or joviality

(originating in Perth city after an influencial scenester mispronounced the word 'schnitzel' when describing a burger. The term began circulating soon after)

"Hey, lets jump on the schritzen and go get some schritzen from the local schritzen"

"SCHRITZEN!!"

Schritzen by Edwara February 18, 2009

schrimpson 

the bumhole of a baby yak.

that baby yak has a massive schrimpson!

J: god! did you see the schrimpson on that yak
D: NO no i did not see the schrimpson on that yak
J: well you lose.

schrimpson by babyyak May 9, 2011

schriltz 

A ring of shit that accumulates around the tip of a gay man's penis during anal sex.

Don't wipe that schriltz on the sheets

schriltz by pwnstar4hire April 5, 2019

schrimsher 

Often frightening when intoxicated, but full of wit and originality. Schrimsher's stand out in a crowd, usually for all the "wrong" reasons.

He's going Schrimsher on your ass.

schrimsher by b12422 May 11, 2010

jeremy schrimpf 

One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.

Poor Timmy was Jeremy schrimpfed so committed he himself to seek mental help.

jeremy schrimpf by 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 0|\|3 September 22, 2011

schrifty

A handjob.

"She was on the rag, so she gave me a schrifty."

schrifty by therizzuh August 3, 2009

Schimt 

An adorable koala with a side of chlamydia

Just because you have chlamydia doesn't mean your as cool as schimt

Schimt by cheese_lover_101 July 14, 2016