Schnarff

verb (used with object)

1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.

2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.


3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.


–verb (used without object)

4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,




5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.

6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).


–noun

7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.




8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.

9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot

10. a glass of vitamin D milk.

After schnarffing his milk he was in a different kind of mess.

by Toshrast January 8, 2009

Schnarphf

1) The only word to ever exist in my own personal language,, the Schnarphf Schnarphf
2) Literally anything that isn't inappropriate.

Schnarphf Schnarphf Schnarphf

by Jeffbobjeff May 24, 2022

Blurble Schnarp

A word you say when you cant think of anything else to say. Basically its jibberish.

Boy: I love you
Girl: Blurble Schnarp!
Boy: Ok I get it, ill give you a bit of space
Girl: You just get me!
Boy: Blurble Schnarp

by Pipsqueak101 January 12, 2019

schnarque

To penetrate one anally without consent, much to the recipient's surprise and dismay.

"She was entirely too loose, so i schnarqued her for my own personal gain."

by andrew k. January 31, 2005

Schnarler

Shnarler A shady person one looking to take unfair advantage

A politician may often be perceived as schnarler.

by Marshallpete April 24, 2016

schnarsty

1) schNARsty- the look a creepy person gives you when they look and then a creepy smile occurs. Similar to the look the Italian guy on the train from "eurotrip" gives Scotty and Co. right before they reach a tunnel and..."touching" occurs.

2) SchNARsty- A shifting awkward glance given after saying something "creepy". Usually accompanying a "gah" noise or "hehe" (awkward chuckle)

Flo gave me a schnarsty look after telling me she stalked my facebook.

Ilana's face went all schnarsty when she saw lucy dance.

by Lil' Jon AKA C-cat February 11, 2009

schnarble

An invisible bitey creature, that makes a person believe they are actually being bitten. Very sneaky.

I was just sitting on the chair and something bit me! Theres a schnarble lurking around.

by atticusthatacus February 22, 2011