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Schnable

Also known as Schneebs. One who greets you by saying "Hey" and laughs like a boy going through puberty. An individual with a horseshoe haircut, who works at Staples (often for free) and has panic attacks about how he can't find the pens which have been stolen. One performing the act of eating cereal from the bag (with milk) while on the sales floor. When someone builds a mountain of damaged products in the back of the store which people then name "Mt. Heymore". Some one who gets fired for not having a home and sleeping on sidewalks. When one sleeps in a laundry room and holds a membership at L.A. Fitness only to shower and store belongings. A person known to kill full sized bears on the highway in north New Jersey with his bare hands.
Will- Yo, I was walking down the highway and a bear jumped out of no where and I snapped its neck with my bare hands!

Smiffff- You pulled a Schneebs!

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Geoff- There is a mountain of product in the damage cage!

Dale - Oh, you mean Mt. Heymore? That's from Schnable.
by Heinz Kissvelvet August 6, 2009
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schnaboo

To perform/ask for a cuddle-related activity in some sort of adorable manner. usually to the disgust of anyone nearby.
G-schnaboo?
E- yea, I will schnaboo with you until Dante.

E- Yea man! I totally schnabooed the shit out of her last night
M- *barf* yea whatever man.
by The Real McCoy2012 October 19, 2010
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Schnarff

verb (used with object)

1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.

2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.


3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.


–verb (used without object)

4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,




5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.

6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).


–noun

7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.




8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.

9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot

10. a glass of vitamin D milk.
After schnarffing his milk he was in a different kind of mess.
by Toshrast January 8, 2009
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Schnäbi

Swissgerman word for cock
Niklas: Hesch es langs Schnäbi?
Freddy: Nei Ich han en chliine
by Knicksaas May 4, 2021
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Schnabel-lover

A person cursed by the misfortune of being attraced to a very cute ladyboy-like boy (of age). In his presence, you might experience uncontrollable urges to touch and caress him, and tell him how much you love him, and want to feel his warmth.
Sigma N: Ayo Benjamin, I am a Schnabel-lover.
Sigma B: Same bro, wanna touch his schnabel?
by NigerianAccentSchanbelLoverBoy November 29, 2021
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Schnarphf

1) The only word to ever exist in my own personal language,, the Schnarphf Schnarphf
2) Literally anything that isn't inappropriate.
Schnarphf Schnarphf Schnarphf
by Jeffbobjeff May 24, 2022
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Domonic Schnurbusch

The person who is gonna kick the shit out of who ever defined my 1st name. Watch your fucking back bitch!
Domonic Schnurbusch is gonna murder kill beat and or maim who ever defined his 1st name and is ectremly pissed-off
by PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011
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