schmender

Congratulations you schmuck douche bag.

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!

by Bob " the Living Schmender" Smith January 11, 2008

schmuckery

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.

Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

Schmarder

1.) A person in NY.
2.) One who is extremely fat and eats everything possible in sight; a fat ass.

"The guy in McDonald's is such a schmarder."
"I hope I never have to share a seat on the bus with a schmarder again, the seat almost broke!"

by N/A April 21, 2005

Schmuckered

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

Claire Octovia Scamander

An OC in a Harry Potter roleplay group on Tiktok and Instagram. She's a Slytherin, and she was adopted into the Scamander family as Newt Scamander's brother after being disowned by Peeves The Poltergeist. She's known for her obsession with murder, torture, and arson, and her hatred of muggleborns. She's 12 years old. She pretended to be a death eater but was actually a spy for the Order. She may just be an OC, but she was one of the most memorable characters this roleplay group has ever had.

Claire Octovia Scamander is a psycopath

by Peeves The Poltergeist October 19, 2020

schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009

Schmendrick

noun, a guy who thinks that money, fashion sense, and the proper affectation equals coolness.

origin-Yiddish (a stupid person)

related words- Poser, Poseur

"That guy Manny, he ain't all that! He's a fuckin' Schmendrick!"

by Malmorte February 3, 2004