sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

sloppy schmoopie by peebody March 17, 2008

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Schnoobies

noun: great looking packages under a tight top.

Man can not live on bread alone, he needs peanut butter & schnoobies.

Schnoobies by Poohzie May 27, 2009

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schmoogie buzzer

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.

"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."

schmoogie buzzer by Freddie Green February 22, 2017