Schlort

Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.

Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"

by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

Schlott

A Schlott is an extremely hot girl/women (8/10+) and is someone you would be proud to say you've slept with but not someone you'd take home to meet the parents as they would not be academically approved.

Example

Josh: Blonde girl at the bar?
Lee: Definite Schlott...

Jake: We have 'Schlott on tap' in this place boys!

by Sparrowhawk August 22, 2012

schlut

An synonym for slut with an "sh" sound used for added impact. Often used to create alliteration with the word "she."

"I told you she was a schlut."

by arseny November 29, 2005

scloutie

To be locked out of a system by another user.

Joe: Why didn't you print the document for our meeting?
Bob: Scott scloutied me. I couldn't even open it as 'ready only'.

by The Pig August 18, 2006

schlott

A spray of fecal matter, usually caused by diarrhea, that coats the back wall of the toilet bowl.

Dude, don't use that stall! Someone schlotted the hell out of the toilet.

by Mishnel December 8, 2006

schlort

Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"

Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schlotze

A German word for insulting women. It's half Schlampe and half Fotze, mainly used in northern Germany. Similar to slut and bitch.

Petra ist so eine Schlotze.

by el sombrero dos August 17, 2006