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schlep

1. <verb> A very unpleasant or inconvenient journey of any distance.
2. <noun> A person lacking social skills. A dork. Not a friend of choice.
1. "Oy, my legs are killin me, I don't wanna schlep to 711 right now!"

2. "Yeah, he always gets blackout drunk! What a schlep."
by Nate Nasty February 11, 2006
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shlept

to drag your lazy ass someplace you don't want to go or shouldn't have to go or is a pain in the ass to go to.
I shlept all the way downtown to see you and you weren't there.
by krace July 23, 2004
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Schlepp

When something or someone is just a pain in the ass and too much effort. They spoil the eblvent meeting. Or the combined effort I'd just to exhausting.
Let's go cycling today? No it's a fucking schlepp up that mountain.
Should we invite James to party with us,? No, hes suck n schlepp, he drags the fun outa EVERYTHING.
by The Noogie June 25, 2019
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schleppezste

shlep

A schleppezste slobby person who eats sloppy joes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Lives in his mother's basement and plays video games and wears a white wifebeater with crusty brown stains on it. Also very good at math. He only has online buddies.
He's such a schleppezste!!!
by schleppezste April 13, 2021
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schlepping ball paste

1. The act of exerting all one's energy to the point of fatigue and a moist scrotum.

2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).

3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.

4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".
"What's going on?"

"I'M SCHLEPPING BALL PASTE!!!!"
by Oh shure December 1, 2009
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Schlepp

Can you believe that old man takes his boat apart every year at the waterfall and has to schlepp it up and down that treacherous hill ?
by Stevananda June 25, 2019
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Schleptitude

It is the art of being really lazy and having no redeeming value as a person.
Dude, My roommate is getting straight A's in Schleptitude this year.
by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008
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