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Semantic:
- noun (used with a singular verb) 1. Linguistics. a. the study of meaning.
b. the study of linguistic development by classifying and examining changes in meaning and form.
2. Also called significs. the branch of semiotics dealing with the relations between signs and what they denote.
3. the meaning, or an interpretation of the meaning, of a word, sign, sentence, etc.: Let's not argue about semantics.
4. general semantics.
Schematic:
- adjective 1. pertaining to or of the nature of a schema, diagram, or scheme; diagrammatic.
–noun 2. a diagram, plan, or drawing: Read the schematic before attempting any repairs.
Ergo, the word 'Schemantic' is a personal interpretation of pictures, designs, drawings etc.; descriptions containing 'slang' overtures.
Semantic:
- noun (used with a singular verb) 1. Linguistics. a. the study of meaning.
b. the study of linguistic development by classifying and examining changes in meaning and form.
2. Also called significs. the branch of semiotics dealing with the relations between signs and what they denote.
3. the meaning, or an interpretation of the meaning, of a word, sign, sentence, etc.: Let's not argue about semantics.
4. general semantics.
Schematic:
- adjective 1. pertaining to or of the nature of a schema, diagram, or scheme; diagrammatic.
–noun 2. a diagram, plan, or drawing: Read the schematic before attempting any repairs.
Ergo, the word 'Schemantic' is a personal interpretation of pictures, designs, drawings etc.; descriptions containing 'slang' overtures.
Schemantic: TBA
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