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Dylan Schafer

He will be able to break any thing you ask him to on accident or on purpose only a few weeks into school 2 desks are broken in Spanish
by Baconnator23 October 31, 2022
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paul schafer

isn't he that guy on david letterman? paul schafer is usually bald but can play the keyboard pretty well.
- hey did you see paul schafer play last night?

- yeah he was pretty funny
by Joe Fuzzio February 4, 2010
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paul schaffer

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'
"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"
by hartattack June 25, 2006
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Schaufler

Popular German surnam that means cross-eyed farmer. Schauf- german for farming tool (Shovel). Immigrants from the 1830s to the midwest, mostly IL. Furthermore,Scholars have noted that the German's are responsible for a person's ability to become cross-eyed. There is even reason to believe that crop circles are the result of a farmer of German decent who wandered around in circles while tilling. Many girls of German decent are gorgeous, but they have this flaw.
Is that hot girl lookin at me, you, or that guy behind her? I dunno dude, she's a Schaufler and its creepin me out.
by loopvinny84 February 9, 2009
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Riley Schafer

A big faggot, who yssualy has not life. He also sucks a kid named treys dick
Your a Riley Schafer
by McDonald's food December 12, 2017
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Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.
Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass
by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011
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The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world

the schafter is a car in gta i like alot and its best car and i escape flying bikes ok thanks for view my post v
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

I like The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world
by gaypor June 26, 2023
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