Scalpolini

The act of making someone yawn by ‘jawning’ within close proximity of the other person.

Could either be affectionate or downright copying.

Oh I made you yawn, now you are performing a scalpolini

by YawningGyal5000 January 27, 2022

Jew Scannelling

The act of having intercourse with your best friend's girlfriend or spouse.

As Mike walked into the room, he saw his best friend Jimmy Jew Scannelling his girl Alice.

by Doing it. July 2, 2008

scalpel cock

when a female is performing a handjob on a males penis and cuts it with her fingernails and/or teeth, the male is left with a lasceration on his penis

dude, suzy was jerking me off and fucking cut me with her fingernails. this fucking scalpel cock hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

Scammelling

Scammelling is the use of maximum time for least effect. Usually the antagonist in question has what he thinks is a good excuse for the delay, but is then bitched for slow progress.

Oh bugger, he's scammelling again. It'll never get done.

by hurdyboy July 27, 2010

Scalpel

In the weed smoking world, a Scalpel is a sharp pointy object used to poke through a geeb(gravity bong). Usually these items are needles, safety pins, and/or toothpicks.

Stoner 1:Dood check im doing geeg surgery. NURSE, PASS ME A SCALPEL!!!!

Stoner 2:(obviously high) ...what

by Maximus Dongus August 15, 2017

Scarpelli

The male version of Tan Mom

Gross! That Scarpelli looks like a leather chair.

Kid: “Mommy mommy, is that a Oompa Loompa?
Mom: “No sweetie, just a Scarpelli.”

by Nmons June 30, 2023

shampelli

adj. meaning that someone or something is being extremely wack or full of bullshit.

"Why wont u come to the party tonight, you're acting all shampelli about it.

by heather March 31, 2005