scubby gobbin

The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.

Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!

by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018

The Stubby

The act of inserting your own thumb into your rectum while masturbating to promote a speedy climax

I was cracking one off when I heard a knock on the door so I gave myself the stubby to get it over with quickly

by Special needs student April 7, 2011

stubby nubby

A short or small sized penis,male genitalia

The male stripper removed his g string and disappointed the women with a stubby nubby....

by Cowboy cop September 3, 2017

stubby tan

a tan line that v's up the side of your thighs near your crutch which is what you'll get when wearing Australian stubby shorts.

Been jogging down the beach wearing my singlet and stubbies and the temperature was so hot I copped a stubby tan.

by bread infection January 1, 2006

snubby

Common slang term for a snubnose revolver, a small handgun with a short barrel, generally 2" (50mm) or shorter. Such revolvers are so small that they can be concealed where most other handguns cannot, such as in an ankle holster or a pants pocket.

I carry my snubby in the summer when I can't conceal my L-frame under my jacket.

If I lose my 1911 in a fight, I've still got a snubby in an ankle holster for backup.

by carguychris January 23, 2008

tubby-subby

A submissive partner who is also a bit chunky.

My name is Michelle, love dudes that smoke cigarillos, I am a tubby-subby down for couple's play.

by olegzandr April 13, 2018

shubby

when something is really cute

1. awwwwwwwwww he's sooooo shubby!!!
2. shubby shubby!!! (to the shubby person)

by el duderino January 19, 2004