Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010

Anglo-Saxon

In modern usage it refers to anyone of English descent. In historical terms it describes the Germanic invaders from Saxony, and lower Denmark who invaded England shortly after the retreat of Rome from Britannia. Anglo-Saxon people tend to be members of the Anglican Church (Church of England) but this is not always true. Though England is part of the United Kingdom, the other "home nations" of the U.K. are inhabited by the descendats of Celts, not by Anglo-Saxons. This is why only English people are referred to as Anglo-Saxon.

Only people of English descent are Anglo-Saxon.

by DarcyL. September 5, 2008

saxon condom

A condom fashioned from a freshly skinned rat turned inside out

Vinny: Aw shit Mikey im outta condoms and Becky's on her way over.
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!

by ImmortalMemeLord June 3, 2018

Anglo-Saxon political traditions

When you espouse white supremacist beliefs, but you still want to be invited to parties.

Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.

by Bogrimm April 16, 2021

Saxton

An attractive guy who usually wears glasses. A Saxton is a great guy who knows how to treat a girl. If you date a Saxton don't let him go. He'll let you do whatever. He'lol live you until the end.

Saxton is the best boyfriend ever

by Hankney2 June 11, 2017

Saxon Dog

derogatory term for anglosaxon people often characterized by a heavy build and long brown wavy hair.

these dudes! they just showed up and burnt everything to hell and took all the women except helga and big betsy. these dudes were some saxon dogs!

by neb sicnarf January 22, 2008

Saxon

The name Saxon means "Sex God". People with this name have a massive dick that's usually 8.5 - 12 inch. Loving, caring and very sexual. When girls hear that name they think of sex.

"Saxon has a massive dick"

by Quite Nice August 5, 2016