Sardoche

BUT IT WAS SURE EN FAIT

Even the dead sea is less salty than Sardoche

by Sardoche February 14, 2020

jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

by troll238 July 25, 2019

Sartorians

The Sartorians are amazing people who stan the amazing Jacob Sartorius. They are super nice and never fail at defending their idol. They always have your back and are part of the strongest fandom. They have been through so much but never fail to stick together.

Person: Wow the Sartorians are so amazing!!

Othet person: I know right! They're pretty great.

by my.kingjs September 26, 2018

jacob sartorious

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016

Jacob Sartorious's

ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

by koopsilon July 17, 2018

Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010

Sartorians

Fans of Jacob Sartorius. The story gets fandom in the world.

Girl: I will forever be a sartorian!

Or

Person: Sartorians are the most amazing fandom

by queen.sartorius July 8, 2018