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Harry Santos

When the act of oral sex results in rug burn upon the giving party's face due to the unkempt nature of the receiving party's genitals.
John got a Harry Santos when he went down on Sofia's mangled, thorny bush between her legs.
by Richard Santos September 19, 2012
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Santorum Rally

1. A shocking sex act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.

2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.

3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.
"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."

"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.
by rodisgod September 2, 2012
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Santhosh is a very nice person,,, warm hearted.
Always thinks of good to the society.
Santhosh gave me 100 $ when i was sick
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Sanwoolu

A very stupid Governor that surrenders him self to be controlled by a leader of his party, Lacks integrity & hate the people of lagos, Well known for taking stupid decisions.
This is 2020, Don't behave like a Sanwoolu.
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sanooch

Yo, man I totally sanooched the teacher last night!
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Rick Santorum Effect

The more you learn about someone and spend time with them, the less you like them.
Janet: So, how was your date last night?

Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.

Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.
by Potterfan344 June 8, 2012
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santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
by max December 12, 2004
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