Sanjay

Sanjay is a guy with a big heart. You’ll be glad to have him in your life. He loves to spread love and he’s always there. Although Sanjay’s can be a bit clingy, it’s just because you mean a lot to them. Cherish a Sanjay. He’s also really handsome but doesn’t know it. He’s usually a brown guy with nice hair. His favorite color is red, and I think he’ll mean a lot to whoever he belongs to. Sanjay’s are a bit sensitive, or a little insensitive, but either way they care.

Wow I wish Sanjay would love me.

Yeah he’s a real keeper.

by Anyway.s December 18, 2018

Santa Muerte

Also known in english as "Saint Death" or "Holy Death", Widely venerated in mexico for her miracles. She was NOT created by narcotraffickers nor by illegal merchants. Her origins are unknown. All types of people venerate her, not just criminals. She has been petitioned for many things; for a lost lover to come back, to kicking out all debt, and even asked for protection against any type of danger; whether spiritual or physical. Its true she even petitioned by evil doers, but so are other saints.

"La Santa Muerte is your own death. Anyone who fears her, fears their own death.

by angeluz July 10, 2014

The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018

Sanjaysmoo

a short version of guacamole nigga penis

fuck, i got the sanjaysmoo in my ass

by Linkos108 April 30, 2019

sanjayed

a person who knocks out while standing and falls straight on his face after doing hendog and trees.

This foo sanjayed after we took some hendog and tree hits.

Yo, kennys friend just sanjayed on the cement out front

I laughed my ass off the whole weekend after seeing him get sanjayed

by au yeah May 14, 2009

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

by Buzzer December 23, 2007

Santagato

Known as an infectious disease, which causes stalking, drooling, amazing tuesdays, and laughing your ass off. Santagato has been isolated to a small area in New York known as Astoria named as being start of infection. The quarantine area currently holds approximately 192,000 patients in counting, but is quickly spreading to Canada and Asia. Signs and Symptoms of Santagato are classified as follows:

In Teens:

1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking

3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato

4. Claiming to not stalk

In Adults:

1. All of the above

2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is

If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.

I went to Astoria and totally got Santagato'd.

by ChaMarJan August 6, 2012