Sanjaysmoo Disease is when you're born Vietnamese and are a simp. Sanjaysmoo Disease causes you to climb to the top of trees and scream at the top of your lungs, "All Woman Are Right". It is a rare condition and only 8 people have been diagnosed with this extremely rare and deadly disease. This person is the biggest simp and does things only for pussy, but never gets it. All people with this disease die a virgin, usually at the age of 25.
I think I might have Sanjaysmoo Disease because I have the urge to climb that tree and tell the world that all woman are right
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
A slang term used to describe a baldperson, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”