bag of sand

A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.

Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.

by omgboomer July 1, 2009

bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

Bag of Sand

When you are having sex with a girl but she does absolutely nothing during the session.

Yeah dude, I fucked Briony, she was a bag of sand though.

by Rjsj93 November 15, 2016

bag of sand

It's just a bag of sand.

Hi erik nice bag of sand you got there

by sub psycho March 31, 2019

sand bagging

To deliberately perform at a lower level than you are capable of

He was sandbagging at practice, but kicked ass at the track meets.

by Rob D. October 18, 2003

sand bagel

Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.

person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."

by mmmmmm. yes. January 6, 2014

Sand Bagging

A word usually used by Truckers meaning slow driving or taking ones time.

A lot of heavily loaded trucks will be "Sand Bagging" while driving up a steep grade( a large hill or mountain)

by Timothy D. Wilson January 11, 2008