Samantha Markle

A person who refuses to own their own behavior and will blame everything on someone else, most likely a famous estranged relative.
Originates from the envious older estranged half sister of The Duchess of Sussex whose book tanked (because of Meghan) and who was found to be a professional Twitter troll and a founding member of a hate group dedicated to targeting Meghan Markle (claiming hacked over a dozen times without ever offering any proof)

I saw you do it! I heard you say it! What do you mean it wasn’t you? You’re such a Samantha Markle!

by SlicingAnApple January 3, 2023

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

by fmitga July 19, 2011

samoan splash

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

by anonymous February 10, 2020

Samantha Barks

A talented British musical theater actress who first caught people's attention on the reality show "I'd Do Anything". She has appeared on the West End and toured the UK with various shows. She most notably landed the role of Eponine in the film version of Les Miserables at 22 years old.

"Thank God Samantha Barks got the part in Les Miz and not Taylor Swift"

by NotClooLess January 5, 2013

Samantha

A girl who you can fall deeply in love with. She's gorgeous, beautiful, nice, sweet. She's insecure, but you have to try to make her believe herself she's beautiful. She has a great body. She makes your heart race. Once you fall for her she'll mean the world to you.

"Samantha means the world to me, and I love her."

by fishgomoo April 6, 2013

samyah

Very nice shy but when u get to know her very funny . Cute eyes sometimes short kind and is a dancer . She will always be loving and can put a smile on anyone’s face she likes to be sarcastic and smart when she wants to

I smiled like samyah

by Hayman liencam July 10, 2018

Samantha

An awesome person. One of the best in the world. Beautiful, Sweet, Smart and has a really good sense of humor.

You love that Samantha, don't you?
Dude. Everyone does.

by SamTheAwesome October 22, 2011