A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.
Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
by LuridHope October 5, 2013
Get the Salvation Mill mug.When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022
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Get the salvation mug.The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017
Get the salutatorian mug.A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.
Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.
by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011
Get the Epidermal Saturation mug.1. What will be ensured if the Uroboros Virus is released into the atmosphere.
2. Refers to brutally jabbing your fist through someone's stomach.
3. What to say before utterly destroying/pwning/raping an opponent.
Can also be shorted to "saturation" or "saturated".
2. Refers to brutally jabbing your fist through someone's stomach.
3. What to say before utterly destroying/pwning/raping an opponent.
Can also be shorted to "saturation" or "saturated".
Albert Wesker: "Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION. BLEEEHHHHH... *jabs hand through Chris Redfield's stomach*"
Players who fail the final button pressing cutscene of Resident Evil 5 will be well acquanted with this scene.
Players who fail the final button pressing cutscene of Resident Evil 5 will be well acquanted with this scene.
by CripChillinz1 May 2, 2009
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