1: adj. - to describe something unfortunate or unfavorable happening, or one's angered mood.
2: verb - to do something which causes an unfortunate or unfavorable situation.
3: inter. - to express distaste or unhappiness about a situation.
note: the international symbol of salt is brushing off one's leg with the back of their hand as if one is dealing with salt being spilled upon them. also, for additional effect, one may hiss like a snake (see: salt snake).
2: verb - to do something which causes an unfortunate or unfavorable situation.
3: inter. - to express distaste or unhappiness about a situation.
note: the international symbol of salt is brushing off one's leg with the back of their hand as if one is dealing with salt being spilled upon them. also, for additional effect, one may hiss like a snake (see: salt snake).
1: "did you hear the flyers lost?"
"yeah, i was pretty SALT about it, but then i remembered that those bums always lose."
2: "robert esche is doing his swiss cheese impression again this season."
"yeah, he really knows how to SALT everything up."
3: "someone finished off the last of the pizza."
"SALT, now what am i going to eat for breakfast tomorrow?"
"yeah, i was pretty SALT about it, but then i remembered that those bums always lose."
2: "robert esche is doing his swiss cheese impression again this season."
"yeah, he really knows how to SALT everything up."
3: "someone finished off the last of the pizza."
"SALT, now what am i going to eat for breakfast tomorrow?"
by sweet d's October 7, 2006
when someone is cockblocking repeditivly
by garrett chappell August 11, 2007
SALTS is used when something isn’t funny enough to “laugh out loud” but it was funny enough to smile a little. SALTS = Smiled A Little Then Stopped. SALTS is almost always used in texting.
by Aye Yuh Chicken Nugget August 19, 2020
by MamaBurd February 11, 2012
by zapple October 21, 2006
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Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
by wheeler high October 28, 2007