Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.

"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."

by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017

game salter

A person who ruins someones attempt to close some ass.

You: Your buddy Brett needs to go, he's pouring salt all over my game.

Buddy: Yeah, he's a well known game salter in the community

by lebowski9er March 6, 2008

salted over

Similar to "screwed over" but in a more disdainful respect.

She said she'd call me back in a minute, but after three hours I realized I'd been salted over.

by pretzelman May 15, 2004

Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016

Oliven i salaten

Oliven i salaten er et begrep brukt for å diskré fortelle dine hvite venner om at det befinner seg mange med mørk hud som befinner seg i samme rom som dere.

Jeg liker denne festen, men det er en del oliven i salaten her.

by Tulle Schulz December 17, 2018

salted

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!

by King Ninja March 3, 2004

Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel

While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.

John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.

by pho_phizzat June 11, 2008