shwoofty

an adjective that means something is extremely messy or windblown

example:

*Jan comes in the door*

guy #1 "Whoa, Jans hair is all shwoofty today!"

guy #2 *shakes head*

guy #2 "Bummer."

by Mindyscenekid October 23, 2006

swoopty swoop

To steal, lift, or otherwise take something that is not yours and getting it fo free.

You order a taco or something at a fast food resturant. while your waiting for your food, a stacked order comes out and you swoopty swoop that order instead of your taco.

by mississippi mudd February 26, 2008

swooty swooty

Its when u b coming for dat booty

Bro,im swooty swooty, and coming for dat booty

by KingDerpYT March 21, 2017

swooty

An adjective used to describe someone acting like an adolescent child who in turn believes they themselves are "Hot shit" or someone who is a complete asshole. LaZzzy_LIFE for example.

Savannah: Wow look at Lazy over there, eating all the damn cake like a fat ass.
Michael: I know, that bastard is swooty as fuck.
Lazy: Shut the fuck up white boy.

by Fisted_Giraffe February 26, 2015

swoofter

"Swoofter" - originally a contraction of "pull a swift booster pal", now used in many other contexts.

To be told to "pull a swoofter" is loosely equivalent to, in the vernacular, "get the fuck out".

"Fuckin' pull a swoofter"
"Double dunt a swoofter and fuck off"
"Get your rat out ya pure swooftcake"

etc.

by Shaggatron June 17, 2009

swooft

A sarcastic way of saying swift, as in small and intellegent.

Oh, he's a swooft one.

by Adam S January 3, 2004

swoopty

1. When a dude is not quite bald enough for a combover n still tryin to fake the funk on young ladies by swoopin his extra long bangs over his widows peak.

2. also swoopty can be used to describe a series of turns and swurves to juke and opponent in a video game.

1. "Im so glad I cut off that swoopty, I kept lookin like a homo in my pictures"

2. "man i swoopted that dudes brains out on my way to the net"

by dipbuzz August 19, 2009