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struggle bandit

Typically black men who are career criminals, committing crimes such as burglary, assault, robbery, etc. They are repeat offenders and spend most of their adult life in prison. They use having a criminal record as an excuse to not work or take care of their children. They are delusional in the belief that they only get arrested for crimes they commit due to systemic racism. They don't comply with police and sometimes the outcome is deadly. They are lazy, shiftless, entitled and feel like the whole world owes them something because their ancestors were slaves. They are sociopaths who believe that they are incapable of doing anything wrong and that their failures in life are a result of racism. They don't take any accountability for their actions. They see how fatherlessness in the home destroys the lives of black children and they couldn't give a flying f*** about it. They are selfish, malignant narcissists who don't care about the well-being of the women and children in their communities. They don't value their women and either exploit, abuse them or take them for granted. They tend to abandon their children because they themselves did not have fathers growing up and sadistically would like to see their children suffer the same fate they have.
Nahla: "Hey, girl. Did you hear what happened to the lady next door?"
Shanna: "No. What happened?"
Nahla: "Jamal broke into her house, robbed her, then took off. The police are looking for him."
Shanna: "That's terrible what happened to her. I hope the police catch that struggle bandit."
by Jaja Dannevik October 21, 2021
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Strugglas

A person that struggles. The name Douglas combined with struggle.
"Hey Joey look at that guy trying to rap. He's such a Strugglas."
"I looked like such a Strugglas when I fell down the 17 flights of stairs last week."
by Wasian Sensation March 11, 2013
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Mr. Struggle

Someone who watches porn and is late.
“Mr. Struggle is someone who watches porn and is late? HA! You’re looking at him!”
by mrstruggle April 10, 2019
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Struggle Train

The obligatory (and theoretical) train ride you must take the entire next day after a night of substantial ingestion of alcoholic beverages.
"Dude, did you see johnny black out on vodka redbulls last night and puke in the front lawn in front of everyone? He's going to be riding the struggle train all day tomorrow..."
by Bojangles_In_The_Sky October 25, 2012
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thug struggle

The trials and tribulations, a thug, or an individual from a relatively low socio-economic background faces from day to day.
When you have to drive to Georgia to buy forties.

When the EBT button doesn't work at Walmart.
When the baby's momma locates you.
When the bus is running late.... Man it's a thug struggle.
by LexingtonB September 1, 2009
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struggle soup

When you bring a plastic bag to taco bell and fill it with the sauce.
When you get home boil some water and add the sauce to the water.
Comes in 3 flavors.
I'm struggling so hard I had to have struggle soup for dinner last night.
by ZackStrombolov November 12, 2013
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struggle boner

A boner a male achieves while a woman is struggling and or panicking. Tickling, wrestling, and other wholesome activities can induce a struggle boner.
I was tickling my girlfriend and I got a raging struggle boner.
by The Ticklist January 1, 2014
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