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ur family tree has stds

"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell
Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*
by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018
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STDSU

A nickname for San Diego State (SDSU) due to the rampant dirtiness of the student body. STDSU is consistantly ranked in the top 10 party schools in the nation but is a 4th tier academic school which explains why a person goes there: to get wasted and bone on a nightly basis. It was once rumored that STDSU had an airborn version of herpes floating around campus and several mutations of the clap. Although not officially hookers, many girls at STDSU will hook up with guys in exchange for small amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.
Shit! I knew I shouldn't have hooked up with that chick who looked like a hooker at STDSU in exchange for my case of beer! Why does my penis look like a raw hamburger?

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Your daughter is going to STDSU? Better buy her some kneepads, I hear the price of coke is skyrocketing!
by TheGlove May 18, 2006
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Facebook STD's

(N) Facebook applications, such as zombies, which really does nothing but makes you "bite" other people to level your self up. In other words your "zombie" gains 5 experience per bite so all of your friends are bitten, and all the ones who chose to be infected infect their friends and so on.
"Damn Dani, i've gotten 6 new Facebook STD's today, zombies, werewolves, slayers, vampires, pirates vs. ninjas, and super poke!"

"Hey isaac's really getting into facebook... he sent me about 10 differnt facebook std's... He's slowly loosing his life because he spends an hour a day clicking "bite 20""
by Eric Super January 13, 2008
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STD'S

A deadly virus/ disease aka: Aids , You get by having unsafe sexual intercourse with someone who already has that virus
aka: Sexual/Sexually Transmitted Disease

"Hey doc, theres something wrong...."

*Test Results*

"Sorry to tell you, but, you have STD's"
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std's

Acronym for "sexually transmitted disease" but gen z thinks its a quirky word. Gained popularity by a song written by lovely peaches
teen girl"i got std's ahhaha"
boomers: "umm"
by dumb.b!tch December 8, 2019
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Dog STD’s

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD
“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”
by Special E.D June 17, 2018
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Std's

Std is like pokemon, you can collect them and then trade them for other std's
Hey can I have your std's for my std's?
by TheBuilder is funny November 18, 2020
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