Soda Spasm

The pain you feel in your throat from drinking a soda too fast.

Ohhh, (water running from you eyes)hang on I just had a soda spasm.

by Greg Sparkman May 14, 2005

Mad Spahgetti

A meal one refers to as "mad good." Never to be known whether "mad" renders as good or bad.

This misleading discription of spahgetti can be blamed upon Liz and Emmert.

SpiderGirl: brb gotta eat...
Dude28269: kk ttyl
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SpiderGirl: okay, im back!
Dude28269: how was that spahgetti?
SpiderGirl: mad good =
Dude28269: mad spahgetti? did it yell at you?

by Street28266 December 10, 2008

noob-spasm

the act of a noob having a mini-seizure due to its inability to comprehend what is happening around it. This can happen because there is either an athority figure around that is telling the noob what to do, or it may just be getting pwned too hard by the noobius eradicus

noobious eradicus:
-"Oh my god i was pwning the other team single-handedly the other day, and one of them had a noob-spasm! hahaha!"

by PGAtour09pwnt December 9, 2008

Spasiba

"Thank You" in Russian without the funny Cyrillic writing.

- Would you care for some Vodka, Sergey?

- Spasiba, I would love some!

by petetoth March 17, 2009

Gasm Spasm

The vaginal contractions that occur during intense female orgasms. This exerts pressure on the penis causing tremendous pleasure for everyone!

"Ooohh Ahhhh oooooohhhh YESSS"... Now THAT was a HUGE gasm spasm.

by Ian Lawless June 19, 2006

Spasian

A mixture of Asian and Latina heritages.

I'm so down for the Spasian chics.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

spasm chasm

vagina - common in low grade pornographic literature in the 1970

"I rammed my thrusting love muscle deep into her spasm chasm"

by Spycho August 4, 2003