When ben pooped himself in class, the teacher was so snissed that she gave him his second ten day suspension.
by Wolf Prime September 5, 2013

Verb. The act of peeing as a result of sneezing. Most common during pregnancy. The word is an amalgamation of "sneeze" and "piss."
Damn it all! I snissed myself again!
by SirBaronAaron October 5, 2016

Person 1: *sneezes* I just snissed myself!
Person 2: gesundheit! What's "snissed"
Person 1: "snissed" is the past tense version of "sniss" which I just pissed myself during that sneeze bro
Person 2: gesundheit! What's "snissed"
Person 1: "snissed" is the past tense version of "sniss" which I just pissed myself during that sneeze bro
by Headass3000 May 6, 2018

by heavydutym4keoutsesh August 17, 2025

An involuntary sneeze erupting just as one is to commence pissing thus producing a painful expansion of the urethra followed by a two-three days of dick hurt.
by Mennix August 4, 2011
